Unbelievable. I spend months crafting a plan to destroy Hamish, to rip from him everything and everyone he loves and cares about, and he chokes to death on an olive.
Just- I just-
Why do I bother?
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Gar the Pitiless
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You can contact Gar the Pitiless by emailing garthepitiless@yahoo.com. Just don't waste his time. He's pitiless, after all.
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