An undisclosed location

While I can neither confirm nor deny the resurrection of Gar the Pitiless, he has asked me to pass on this missive from his undisclosed non-confirmable Fortress of Solitude:

Dear Peons-

Death is unpleasant. I don't recommend it, personally, but it does give one time to think. In the last few months I have had ample opportunity to condense and crystallize my decades of evil wisdom. Therefore I will, as time permits, be issuing the occasional Evil Overlord Aphorism. I hope to one day have them bound in the skins of my enemies and issued as a limited collector's edition, but we shall see.

Insincerely,

Gar the Pitiless