Dear Peons-
Death is unpleasant. I don't recommend it, personally, but it does give one time to think. In the last few months I have had ample opportunity to condense and crystallize my decades of evil wisdom. Therefore I will, as time permits, be issuing the occasional Evil Overlord Aphorism. I hope to one day have them bound in the skins of my enemies and issued as a limited collector's edition, but we shall see.
Insincerely,
Gar the Pitiless
Monday, April 4, 2011
An undisclosed location
While I can neither confirm nor deny the resurrection of Gar the Pitiless, he has asked me to pass on this missive from his undisclosed non-confirmable Fortress of Solitude:
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Hello Gar the Pitiless.
It's been close to 9 months since we've last heard from you. WHERE ARE YOU GAR?! 9 months is ample gestation time for rebirth. The world needs your evil wisdom.
Gar, you must return. You must be pitiless. I DEMAND IT OR I SHALL HAVE ME VENGEANCE UPON YOUR CORPSE.
See you soon Gar. It's time.
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