Saturday, April 11, 2009

You win when you don't lose

Generally speaking, I am against the use of foul language by an Evil Overlord. One should bring a certain level of class to the profession.

However, when your enemy banishes you to the Abyss/Null Space/Outer Void, 'never to return'; and you do indeed return, DESPITE the fact that your physical self had been broken down into particles no larger than an average raisin (if that), you are allowed and perhaps even expected to voice a few crudities.

So, to Hamish, Bringer of Light, I'd just like to say: SUCK MY EVIL, SWEATY, RECONSTITUTED BA%%S.

4 comments:

Elaine said...

haa. Thanks, Uncle Gar.

expat@large said...

Eight out of ten Evil Overlords take Gar The Pitiless's advice everyday!

The other two out of ten Evil Overlords can suck his evil sweaty ba%%s...

TigrMchine said...

Great to see you back, Gar. Hey, is the abyss full of floating eyeballs and tendrill monsters with vaginal maws or is it just really dull?

Gar the Pitiless said...

TigrMchine-

Your question assumes floating eyeballs and tendril monsters with vaginal maws aren't really dull. I assure you, they aren't as exciting as you may think. They don't do much, really, besides float there, glistening under a fey and sourceless light, the one occasionally tring to consume/couple with you while the other watches. That gets dull with a quickness, believe you me.